What do you do when you have expensive ornaments that cost anywhere from $5 to $50 a piece, but you also have a two year old? You go to the dollar store, stop becoming frustrated with said two year old, and leave the ribbon garland in the box. After two days, you also remove the tree skirt because repositioning it every AM and PM is starting to take way to long. Then you take a picture to remind you that you are glad that you have need of dollar store ornaments and no tree skirt because if you didn't you wouldn't hear "Mommy, is Kissmas!" everytime you drive anywhere and the two year old see's decorations or even a green traffic light.
Then when the older two start complaining about the lack of garland, the lack of their previously purchased ornaments, you purchase a kid tree (thank you Lara for the idea), and buy them dollar store ornaments-ignoring the mismatched colors.



